"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andy Rooney
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"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
-Andy Rooney
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"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
-Andy Rooney
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
-Andy Rooney
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"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
-Andy Rooney
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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"Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love."
-Mother Teresa
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"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
-Dr. Seuss
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."
-Leo Buscaglia
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"Peace begins with a smile."
-Mother Teresa
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
-W. C. Fields
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