"I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.“


-Jane Seymour

posted in smile


I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.

Other Quotes You Might Like

Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection

"When I auditioned for 'Wedding Crashers,' the producers had never seen any of my other work except for Bond. I got 'Wedding Crashers' partly because I was a Bond girl."

-Jane Seymour

weddingView Quote
"It's interesting because a lot of my 16-year-old kids' friends know me from 'Wedding Crashers,' and not so much Bond. My kids have a good laugh. I was 20 then. The look I had then was the look that a lot of their friends are assuming now. They think it's cool. What goes around comes around."

-Jane Seymour

weddingView Quote
"I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do."

-Jane Seymour

weddingView Quote
"I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about."

-Jane Seymour

weddingView Quote
"No, I chose the name Jane Seymour because I was doing my first film, 'Ode to Lovely War,' and one of the top agents in England spotted me dancing in the chorus. I was a singer and dancer in that movie with Maggie Smith, um, and he told me he couldn't sell me as Joyce Penelope Willomena Frankenburger."

-Jane Seymour

warView Quote
"My mother lived in Holland, and during World War II was incarcerated in a Japanese camp for three years."

-Jane Seymour

warView Quote

More Quotes About smile

Explore other inspiring quotes in this category

"In junior high school, I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress, withdrawal, and asocial manner. Dozens of times, I saw individuals laugh and smile more in ten to fifteen minutes than I did in all my life up to then."

-Arthur Bremer

smileView Quote
"My friends and family, especially my mom and dad, are always saying I should smile more."

-Dillon Casey

smileView Quote
"Beautiful isle of the sea, Smile on the brow of the waters."

-George Cooper

smileView Quote
"When Fortune smiles, I smile to think how quickly she will frown."

-Robert Southwell

smileView Quote
"We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror, stick out our chests, suck in our bellies, and say, 'Damn, we're Americans,' and smile."

-Jay Garner

smileView Quote
"Ascetics and fakirs come to mitigate human suffering to heal us and lead us on the path. They put up with criticism they go through many worldly trials. Some of them have even become martyrs for our sake. But they have done all this with a smile and with gratitude to God. Hence sacrifice is a great virtue."

-Sadhu Vaswani

smileView Quote