"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."
-Mike Judge
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"I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.“
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"I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude."
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"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age."
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"It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide."
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