"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."
-Fred Allen
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"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."
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"All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
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"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."
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"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
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"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
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"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled."
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