"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
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"To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.“
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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
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"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
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"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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"I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude."
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