"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
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"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.“
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"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
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