"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
-George Burns
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"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.“
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
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