"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"
-John Barrymore
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"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.“
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"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
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"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
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"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
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"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."
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"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
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