"I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator."
-Joe Rogan
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"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.“
-Joe Rogan
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"Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."
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"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
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"I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."
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"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
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"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
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"Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire."
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