"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
-George Carlin
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"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
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"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
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"We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls."
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"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."
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"Every perfect traveler always creates the country where he travels."
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"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."
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