"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
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"It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.“
-Dave Barry
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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
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"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
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"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
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"We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls."
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"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."
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"Every perfect traveler always creates the country where he travels."
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"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."
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"Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed."
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