"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
-George Carlin
WorkView Quote
Other Quotes by George Carlin
Discover more inspiring quotes by George Carlin
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin
AloneView Quote
"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
-George Carlin
FunnyView Quote
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
-George Carlin
DeathView Quote
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
-George Carlin
ChristmasView Quote
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
-George Carlin
FreedomView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain
TruthView Quote
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
-Oscar Wilde
TruthView Quote
"I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination."
-John Keats
TruthView Quote
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
TruthView Quote
"Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love."
-Khalil Gibran
TruthView Quote
"Mistakes are, after all, the foundations of truth, and if a man does not know what a thing is, it is at least an increase in knowledge if he knows what it is not."
-Carl Jung
TruthView Quote