"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
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"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.“
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"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
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"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
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"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."
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