"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.“
-Erma Bombeck
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