"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
-Joey Adams
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
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"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
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"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-Albert Einstein
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"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
-Immanuel Kant
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