"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
-Ron White
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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
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"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
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"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
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"But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever."
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
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"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends."
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"The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom."
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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
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"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
-Immanuel Kant
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