"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
-Garrison Keillor
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"Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.“
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"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted."
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"Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then."
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"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough."
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