"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
-Jay Leno
migrate3View Quote
Other Quotes
Discover more inspiring quotes from our collection
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
-Jay Leno
christmasView Quote
"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
-Jay Leno
warView Quote
"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."
-Jay Leno
warView Quote
"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."
-Jay Leno
scienceView Quote
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
-Jay Leno
politicsView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something women have to find from within. For me, finding balance is still a work in progress."
-Rachel Weisz
womenView Quote
"From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured."
-Samuel Richardson
womenView Quote
"I love women more than anything."
-Vin Diesel
womenView Quote
"When they take surveys of women in business, of the Fortune 500, the successful women, 80% of them, say they were in sports as a young woman."
-Billie Jean King
womenView Quote
"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
-Samuel Richardson
womenView Quote
"Women are always most observed when they seem themselves least to observe, or to lay out for observation."
-Samuel Richardson
womenView Quote