"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
-Fran Lebowitz
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"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.“
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"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
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