"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
-Bill Vaughan
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"Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.“
-Bill Vaughan
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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
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"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
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"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
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"I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant."
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"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."
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"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
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