"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."
-Mo Rocca
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"I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down."
-Mo Rocca
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"Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness."
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"One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that."
-Mo Rocca
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"I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation."
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"A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur that the computer mouse is a hotrod that the box is a cave that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something."
-Mo Rocca
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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
-Jay Leno
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
-George Carlin
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"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value."
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"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
-Kin Hubbard
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