"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
-Dave Barry
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"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.“
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
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"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
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"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
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