"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
-Todd Barry
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"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.“
-Todd Barry
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"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
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"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
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"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
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"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
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"Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
-Erma Bombeck
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"From too much love of living, From hope and fear set free, We thank with brief thanksgiving Whatever gods may be That no life lives for ever That dead men rise up never That even the weariest river Winds somewhere safe to sea."
-Algernon Charles Swinburne
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"My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch."
-Katharine McPhee
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"Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday."
-John Clayton
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