"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
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"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'“
-Tommy Cooper
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"Time, in general, has always been a central obsession of mine - what it does to people, how it can constitute a plot all on its own. So naturally, I am interested in old age."
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"In a spiritually sensitive culture, then, it might well be that age is something to be admired or envied."
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