"I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal."
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"I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.“
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"Although you may spend your life killing, You will not exhaust all your foes. But if you quell your own anger, your real enemy will be slain."
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