"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
-Sam Ewing
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"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all."
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"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."
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"Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it."
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"When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood."
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"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."
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