"Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
-Laurence J. Peter
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"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.“
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"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."
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"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
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"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
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"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
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"Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence."
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it."
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"If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space."
-Joyce Carol Oates
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"Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
-Erma Bombeck
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"Every song has a composer, every book has an author, every car has a maker, every painting has a painter, and every building has a builder. So it isn't irrational to take this simple logic a little further and say that nature must have had a Maker. It would be irrational to believe that it made itself."
-Ray Comfort
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"Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error of judgment."
-Philip K. Dick
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