"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'"
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"The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army."
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"The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'"
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"Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me."
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"Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen."
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"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
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"Don't get me wrong, magic is cool. But a nervous mother singing to her child at night while something moves quietly through the dark outside her house? That's a story. Handled properly, it's more dramatic than any apocalypse or goblin army could ever be."
-Patrick Rothfuss
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"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."
-Walt Whitman
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"Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be."
-Nora Ephron
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"Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do."
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"Keep cool anger is not an argument."
-Daniel Webster
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"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."
-Thomas Jefferson
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