Craig Bruce

"Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."

"It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow."

"Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat."

"It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals."

"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."

"Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it."