Kinky Friedman

• "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.“
• "No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.“
• "How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?“
• "We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.“
• "Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.“
• "May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.“
• "Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.“
• "I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.“
• "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.“
• "I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.“
• "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.“
• "Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.“
• "May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.“
• "I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.“
• "I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!“
• "Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.“

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