Tim Heidecker

"I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that."

"My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical."

"Most of my ideas just come out funny."

"Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that."

"There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices."

"I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway."