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Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

-Will Rogers

art

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

-Will Rogers

art

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

-Will Rogers

best

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

-Will Rogers

best

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

-Will Rogers

best

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

-Will Rogers

best

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

-Will Rogers

business

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

-Will Rogers

business

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

-Will Rogers

business

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

-Will Rogers

business

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

-Will Rogers

business

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

-Will Rogers

death

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

-Will Rogers

education

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

-Will Rogers

education

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

-Will Rogers

education

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

-Will Rogers

equality

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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experience

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

-Will Rogers

family

Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

-Will Rogers

finance

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

-Will Rogers

funny

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

-Will Rogers

funny

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

-Will Rogers

funny

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

-Will Rogers

funny

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

-Will Rogers

funny

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

-Will Rogers

funny

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

-Will Rogers

good

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

-Will Rogers

good

Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

-Will Rogers

good

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

-Will Rogers

good

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

-Will Rogers

good

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

-Will Rogers

good

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

-Will Rogers

good

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

-Will Rogers

government

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

-Will Rogers

government

Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

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