William Feather

"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."

"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."

"Women lie about their age men lie about their income."

"That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally."

"The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon."

"The prizes go to those who meet emergencies successfully. And the way to meet emergencies is to do each daily task the best we can."