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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

-Steven Wright

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Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

-Calvin Coolidge

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A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

-Robert Frost

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

-Will Rogers

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Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens.

-Plato

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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

-Will Rogers

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Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.

-Robert Louis Stevenson

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The more laws, the less justice.

-Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

-Honore de Balzac

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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

-Ambrose Bierce

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In law, nothing is certain but the expense.

-Samuel Butler

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Advertising is legalized lying.

-H. G. Wells

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Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character.

-Robert E. Lee

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A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.

-George Herbert

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Avoid lawsuits beyond all things they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property.

-Jean de la Bruyere

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The trouble with law is lawyers.

-Clarence Darrow

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Justice delayed is justice denied.

-William E. Gladstone

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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

-Charles Lamb

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

-Charles Lamb

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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.

-Joseph Conrad

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It is legal because I wish it.

-Louis XIV

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Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

-George Herbert

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You can't learn everything you need to know legally.

-John Irving

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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

-Jeremy Bentham

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Judges are the weakest link in our system of justice, and they are also the most protected.

-Alan Dershowitz

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I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.

-Oliver North

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Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

-Addison Mizner

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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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I have a different approach. I don't file lawsuits because I really don't care.

-Nicole Kidman

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Misery is the company of lawsuits.

-Francois Rabelais

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