"I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.“


-Max Greenfield

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I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

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