"If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.“


-P. J. O'Rourke

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

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