"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.“
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"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
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"How sweet it is!"
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"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack."
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"It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
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"This is a good time to ask apologists for the Islamic regime, who degrades Islam? Who imposes stoning, forced marriage of underage girls and flogging for not wearing the veil? Do such practices represent Iran's ancient history and culture, its ethnic and religious diversity? Its centuries of sensual and subversive poetry?"
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"What would be the nicest thing I could say about Newt Gingrich? He may be one of the great supporters of the humanities, because you have people who don't want to study the social sciences, because it's not profitable, and now Newt, as the highest-paid historian in American history, may be an encouragement to people to study history."
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