Amy Sedaris

"My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him."

"David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends."

"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."

"I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid."

"I swear I want to be a food model."

"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."