"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."
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"I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.“
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