"Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."
-Bill Hicks
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"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."
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"Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children."
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"Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows."
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"If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries."
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"Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves."
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"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
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"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
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"When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group."
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"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."
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