Chevy Chase

"I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."

"Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."

"All my children inherited perfect pitch."

"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."

"A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."

"I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."