Chris Martin

"Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant."

"I don't actually own a car."

"Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything."

"I don't mind not being cool."

"I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted."

"We aren't cool and never will be."