"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."
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"I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think."
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"I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'"
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"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."
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"I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained."
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"I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny."
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