"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep."
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"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
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"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War."
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"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."
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