"Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself."
-David Sedaris
TruthView Quote
"I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.“
-David Sedaris
posted in Change
Other Quotes by David Sedaris
Discover more inspiring quotes by David Sedaris
"But most good movies have a gun in them."
-David Sedaris
MoviesView Quote
"I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me."
-David Sedaris
MoviesView Quote
"I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone."
-David Sedaris
MorningView Quote
"When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard."
-David Sedaris
HumorView Quote
"The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons."
-David Sedaris
HumorView Quote
Same Category
More quotes in this category
"You do have to change things as warfare changes."
-Charles Schumer
ChangeView Quote
"My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important."
-Tom Hanks
ChangeView Quote
"What creates freedom? A revolution in the streets? Mass protest? Civil war? A change of government? The ousting of the old guard and its replacement by the new? History, more often than not, shows that hopes raised by such events are often dashed, sooner rather than later."
-Jonathan Sacks
ChangeView Quote
"Europe is dying. That is one of the unsayable truths of our time. We are undergoing the moral equivalent of climate change and no one is talking about it."
-Jonathan Sacks
ChangeView Quote
"Most of what needs to be changed in the euro zone can be done without treaty changes. The demand for treaty change is as political as it is legal and I don't think it's going to happen soon."
-Nick Clegg
ChangeView Quote
"Much can and must be done by governments, but they cannot of themselves change lives."
-Jonathan Sacks
ChangeView Quote