"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.“

-Erma Bombeck

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"Our songs touch people, and take them back to a time when there was no threat of terrorism, when you didn't have to lock your doors and when Mom and Dad took care of everything."

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"At first I could not believe what I was reading. I got up from my seat and walked away, talking to myself that I may have found my mom."

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"I was born to a single mom and raised by her and my grandparents."

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