"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football."
-Fran Lebowitz
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"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.“
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"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
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"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."
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"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior."
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"A belief in God is vitally important, not just in show business, but stability in life. You know, to recognize deity is the most important thing that you can do. I mean, it comes to the Ten Commandments. They weren't ten suggestions. They were Ten Commandments."
-Donny Osmond
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"To me, the print business model is so simple, where readers pay a dollar for all the content within, and that supports the enterprise."
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"It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff, but that's what it takes to be in show business."
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