"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
-George Burns
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"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.“
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"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
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"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money."
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"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
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