"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-Groucho Marx
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.“
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"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early."
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