"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-Groucho Marx
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"I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.“
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"There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don't believe it. You feel it, it's like guilt, it's like jealousy, it's like all those horrible things. You've just got to snip them and get them out, because they're no good."
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"Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good."
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
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